Leviathan Rusts
Everyday Adventures of a Social Misanthropologist
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“I love you the way I love the efficient digestive system of the invasive zebra mussel."
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“Rent’s due. I need it in my hand by sunset, or I kick your ass to the curb, then back in here, then back out to the curb, again. Why?”
“Because you’re just that hardcore."
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"A guy doesn’t get any…relief…for as long as you, and he ends up simultaneously mounting and head-butting a Coke machine out of sheer frustration. It's the first corollary to Moron Theory. And you’re far too dignified for that."
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May is one long, full-scale taunt of a month. Simply calling its name forces thoughts of uncertainty. Will the weather be decent, today? It May. It fluctuates from violent to peaceful, from overcast and deathly quiet to glaring and buzzing with yellow jackets, all pollen-drunk and petal-blind. So goes the mood of its human inhabitants, equally flower-gorged. Equally beauty-stricken. Equally surprised by the sunbeams stretching for their hibernating eyes.
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December 2009
by: Bruin Fisher on Nov 29 2009, 09:59 PM
EC or JD Salinger?
Sparkly quotes. I can't wait.
Oh, sorry to be picky, but I think it's a Zebra mussel although presumably it has muscles too.